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macaulayculkinshow:

Thanks to everyone for coming out to the June edition of The Macaulay Culkin Show. Special thanks to Leo Allen, Aparna Nancherla, Julio Torres, John Early, Gavin Mcinnes, Megan Neuringer and Cookie Monster (for filling in for Anthony Atamanuik). Apologies for the coked-up self-destruction of Hollywood prince Akiva Smirnoff, who went full Oedipus on Sunday. 

Your homework:

  • Check out Leo Allen on his weekly showcase at UCB, Whiplash.
  • Keep track of Aparna Nancherla on her award-winning Twitter. (I’m not positive if it has won awards but I’m giving it “best twitter” so there.)
  • Follow Jo Firestone’s always-incredible events including Punderdome 3000, Incredible Game Show Showcase, Live Dubbed Sitcoms and more at Meatball Presents.
  • Watch John Early's amazing videos, and keep track of his busy schedule which includes a weekly show at Cake Shop and the always-impressive Showgasm at Ars Nova. 
  • Check out Julio Torres' monthly show Fresh Perspectives at Muchmore's and catch him around the city. 
  • Check out Gavin McInnes’ new film How To Be A Man on Netflix, and his new how-to series here.
  • Catch Megan Neuringer in her many live (and televised!) upcoming appearances on both coasts.
  • Add Akiva Smirnoff as your friend on Facebook.
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After the host was bloodied week one, and a felon took the show hostage in week two, THE TUESDAY SPECIAL is off to a terrible start. And this trend continues this Tuesday with guest host and Los Angeles party animal Akiva Smirnoff (send him a friend request).  The son of famed 80’s comic Yakov Smirnoff, Akiva continues the Smirnoff comedy dynasty. If you’ve EVEN BEEN to L.A., you may have seen him as a cocaine-fueled lunatic on Sunset Blvd with his friends Jamie Kennedy and Simon Rex. Or maybe you’ve seen one of his TV appearances: credits include Byron Allen’s Who Wants To Date A Comedian and ion Television’s Criminal Minds. You can certainly see him live this Tuesday at 10pm, and he won’t be alone. This week’s guests:
 Brooke Van Poppelen (Comedy Central’s Night Out, Girl Code)
 Anna Drezen 
 Dan Licata (Dan + Joe + Charles Show, Tight Five)
 Tynan DeLong
Check it this Tuesday night at Over The Eight at 10pm.
OTHER UPCOMING SHOWS:
7/12: ComedyDreamz (with New Dreamz, Myq Kaplan, Seaton Smith, Malwina, Carolyn Busa, David Agyekum, Body Dreamz & more!) at Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave, Brooklyn
7/15: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sheng Wang, Livia Scott, Anthony O’Connell, Nick Naney & Paul Higbie) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
7/18: Manboobs Comedy Live! (with Manboobs feat. Danny Tamberelli, Murderfist, Jo Firestone, Julia Johns & Tim De La Motte) at Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn
7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with James Dwyer, Unisex & more TBA!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Murray Hill & more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City

After the host was bloodied week one, and a felon took the show hostage in week two, THE TUESDAY SPECIAL is off to a terrible start. And this trend continues this Tuesday with guest host and Los Angeles party animal Akiva Smirnoff (send him a friend request).

The son of famed 80’s comic Yakov Smirnoff, Akiva continues the Smirnoff comedy dynasty. If you’ve EVEN BEEN to L.A., you may have seen him as a cocaine-fueled lunatic on Sunset Blvd with his friends Jamie Kennedy and Simon Rex. Or maybe you’ve seen one of his TV appearances: credits include Byron Allen’s Who Wants To Date A Comedian and ion Television’s Criminal Minds. You can certainly see him live this Tuesday at 10pm, and he won’t be alone.

This week’s guests:

  • Brooke Van Poppelen (Comedy Central’s Night Out, Girl Code)
  • Anna Drezen
  • Dan Licata (Dan + Joe + Charles Show, Tight Five)
  • Tynan DeLong

Check it this Tuesday night at Over The Eight at 10pm.

OTHER UPCOMING SHOWS:

7/12: ComedyDreamz (with New Dreamz, Myq Kaplan, Seaton Smith, Malwina, Carolyn Busa, David Agyekum, Body Dreamz & more!) at Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave, Brooklyn

7/15: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sheng Wang, Livia Scott, Anthony O’Connell, Nick Naney & Paul Higbie) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

7/18: Manboobs Comedy Live! (with Manboobs feat. Danny Tamberelli, Murderfist, Jo Firestone, Julia Johns & Tim De La Motte) at Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn

7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with James Dwyer, Unisex & more TBA!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Murray Hill & more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City

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brettdavis:

OkCupid User: ABoondockSaint4u 28 / M / Straight / Single Red Bank, NJ
My self-summaryMy name is Loeb, I’m a filmmaker and a bit shy til you get to know me. I have a pet snake named Eli after the director Eli Roth.
What I’m doing with my lifeI collect vintage cameras but my prized possession is my customized Red EPIC-M 5k Mysterium-X, which I’m using to film a short film called “Assassin’s Bluff” which is an action-suspense thriller with horror elements. It’s about a gunman with no name who is sent to assassinate a corrupt politician in Boston, and an ex-cop that is first trying to stop him but then helps him. The gunman is from hell, also. I’m currently fundraising on kickstarter, which you can donate to here if you’re awesome: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/92880930/1507526048?token=3ec29692
I have a job as an accountant but the people I work with are completely moronic. Sometimes I think about doing stuff.
I’m really good atWriting and filmmaking. In my film Assassin’s Bluff the plot is non-linear and features several references to Dante’s Inferno. The main character wears nine rings to represent the nine circles of hell. He also only has nine fingers, like me.
The first things people usually notice about meI’m epically tall. Besides that, I’m usually wearing a hat of some kind and keep my hair in a ponytail. I think I have a good style. I wear shorts year round.
I have a satanic symbol tattooed on my leg but I don’t worship satan. Any God is a sham and I would love to talk to you about athiesm but don’t be shocked at how quickly it will escalate to me yelling at you if you’re an idiot.
I’m sort of the inspiration for the main character in my film Assassin’s Bluff. I’m angry all of the time. If you see me and I’m not angry, I’m just hiding it within my soul.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodAudition, Blade trilogy, The Boondock Saints, Oldboy, Saw, The Departed, The Town, The Dark Knight (Dark Knight Rises was a travesty and you know it), Deuces Wild, Ringu, House of 1000 Corpses, Lords of Salem, The Machinist, Fight Club, Sin City, Grindhouse, Memento, Drag Me To Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Seven, American History X, Heat, The Sixth Sense, The Prestige, Hostel, Ju-On: The Grudge, The Usual Suspects, all Tarantino, the Jay & Silent Bob movies, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Insidious, The Conjuring, Pulse, Dark Water, Last House on the Left, Cannibal Holocaust, The Devil’s Rejects
I don’t own a TV but I have 17 gigs of Anime and new horror on my hard drive it’s fucking epic
My taste in music is really eclectic, but here’s a sampling: Tool, Dimmu Borgir, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Pantera, Biohazard, A Perfect Circle, Gojira, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Folly, Godsmack, Seether, Biohazard, Lamb Of God, Dispatch, STP, Velvet Revolver, Andrea Bocelli, Five Finger Death Punch, Deftones, some opera
I eat most food
WHY ISN’T THERE A VIDEO GAMES SECTION??? This layout is idiotic.
The six things I could never do withoutEli RothWes CravenQuentin TarantinoPark Chan-WookRob ZombieTroy Duffy
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutMy Kickstarter for Assassin’s Bluff, the empty void in stupid people that they think they fill with faith, how I am like Tyler Durden, the people in the pig masks at the end of Saw V, Suicide Girls, What does Godzilla eat?, how people that read comic books are idiot children, guns, the contents of the briefcase in pulp, #notallmen, a scene in a film I want to make where this pedophile gets eaten by a cannibal FBI agent (he’s not entirely cannibal because he’s half beast), the script for my next feature about a school shooting but also zombies, what’s stopping me from unleashing my wrath on my enemies, and sex :/
On a typical Friday night I amhome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admitI bring a gun to work every day just to exercise self-control.
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 18–40
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me ifYou can be the yin to my yang. (Sorry I’m looking down at my shirt and the dragon is flying around a yin-yang and this question is stupid.) Also if you want to learn more about my film Assassin’s Bluff.
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brettdavis:

OkCupid User: ABoondockSaint4u
28 / M / Straight / Single
Red Bank, NJ

My self-summary
My name is Loeb, I’m a filmmaker and a bit shy til you get to know me. I have a pet snake named Eli after the director Eli Roth.

What I’m doing with my life
I collect vintage cameras but my prized possession is my customized Red EPIC-M 5k Mysterium-X, which I’m using to film a short film called “Assassin’s Bluff” which is an action-suspense thriller with horror elements. It’s about a gunman with no name who is sent to assassinate a corrupt politician in Boston, and an ex-cop that is first trying to stop him but then helps him. The gunman is from hell, also. I’m currently fundraising on kickstarter, which you can donate to here if you’re awesome: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/92880930/1507526048?token=3ec29692

I have a job as an accountant but the people I work with are completely moronic. Sometimes I think about doing stuff.

I’m really good at
Writing and filmmaking. In my film Assassin’s Bluff the plot is non-linear and features several references to Dante’s Inferno. The main character wears nine rings to represent the nine circles of hell. He also only has nine fingers, like me.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m epically tall. Besides that, I’m usually wearing a hat of some kind and keep my hair in a ponytail. I think I have a good style. I wear shorts year round.

I have a satanic symbol tattooed on my leg but I don’t worship satan. Any God is a sham and I would love to talk to you about athiesm but don’t be shocked at how quickly it will escalate to me yelling at you if you’re an idiot.

I’m sort of the inspiration for the main character in my film Assassin’s Bluff. I’m angry all of the time. If you see me and I’m not angry, I’m just hiding it within my soul.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Audition, Blade trilogy, The Boondock Saints, Oldboy, Saw, The Departed, The Town, The Dark Knight (Dark Knight Rises was a travesty and you know it), Deuces Wild, Ringu, House of 1000 Corpses, Lords of Salem, The Machinist, Fight Club, Sin City, Grindhouse, Memento, Drag Me To Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Seven, American History X, Heat, The Sixth Sense, The Prestige, Hostel, Ju-On: The Grudge, The Usual Suspects, all Tarantino, the Jay & Silent Bob movies, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Insidious, The Conjuring, Pulse, Dark Water, Last House on the Left, Cannibal Holocaust, The Devil’s Rejects

I don’t own a TV but I have 17 gigs of Anime and new horror on my hard drive it’s fucking epic

My taste in music is really eclectic, but here’s a sampling: Tool, Dimmu Borgir, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Pantera, Biohazard, A Perfect Circle, Gojira, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Folly, Godsmack, Seether, Biohazard, Lamb Of God, Dispatch, STP, Velvet Revolver, Andrea Bocelli, Five Finger Death Punch, Deftones, some opera

I eat most food

WHY ISN’T THERE A VIDEO GAMES SECTION??? This layout is idiotic.

The six things I could never do without
Eli Roth
Wes Craven
Quentin Tarantino
Park Chan-Wook
Rob Zombie
Troy Duffy

I spend a lot of time thinking about
My Kickstarter for Assassin’s Bluff, the empty void in stupid people that they think they fill with faith, how I am like Tyler Durden, the people in the pig masks at the end of Saw V, Suicide Girls, What does Godzilla eat?, how people that read comic books are idiot children, guns, the contents of the briefcase in pulp, #notallmen, a scene in a film I want to make where this pedophile gets eaten by a cannibal FBI agent (he’s not entirely cannibal because he’s half beast), the script for my next feature about a school shooting but also zombies, what’s stopping me from unleashing my wrath on my enemies, and sex :/

On a typical Friday night I am
home.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I bring a gun to work every day just to exercise self-control.

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
You can be the yin to my yang. (Sorry I’m looking down at my shirt and the dragon is flying around a yin-yang and this question is stupid.) Also if you want to learn more about my film Assassin’s Bluff.

For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.

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brettdavis:

BANANAZZZ has been getting a lot of posts online and I can’t thank everybody enough. Especially, SPIN. The 16-year-old me would think I am so cool. Check out BANANAZZZ on Tone Deaf, Review Stalker, Wondering Sound and Dublab! Thanks to everybody that’s spreading Craig’s awful message. 

brettdavis:

BANANAZZZ has been getting a lot of posts online and I can’t thank everybody enough. Especially, SPIN. The 16-year-old me would think I am so cool. Check out BANANAZZZ on Tone Deaf, Review Stalker, Wondering Sound and Dublab! Thanks to everybody that’s spreading Craig’s awful message. 

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macaulayculkinshow:

Thanks to everybody that came out to our April show! A special thanks to Larry Murphy, Sasheer Zamata, Ken Freedman, Chris Gethard, Shannon Coffey, Robert Ecks, Manboobs, the staff at Shea, everybody that came out and even uninvited guest “Skull Fucker” Harley Tucker.

Your homework:

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brettdavis:

BANANAZZZ is now online! It’s the story of pseudo-punk Craig Evanhalen, a self-proclaimed “enigmatic genius” with the hunger and finances for stardom, who starts a punk band called BANANAZZZ to get his incendiary (and politi-erotic) messages out to the world. His attempts to prove his parents wrong and erase the past failures of his early 2000’s tween boy band CUL8R find some success, but his ego and delusions drive Craig and his band of misfits into chaos.

The film features appearances by Katy Goodman (Vivian Girls, La Sera), R. Stevie Moore, Screaming Females, Prince Rama, Ninjasonik, King Louie’s Missing Monuments, Obnox, Spectrals, HABIBI and more! 

Starring Brett Davis, Darren Mabee, Dan Ball, Brett Wean, Cathleen Carr, Mark Bronzino, Sonja O’ Hara, Robert Drucker, Katy Goodman and Michael Lisk as Mel Diamond

Written by Brett Davis & Darren Mabee, Shot by Kali Riley, Edited by Miles Joyner & Brett Davis, Directed by Kate Sweeney

PLEASE SHARE!
Also, be sure to check out the BANANAZZZ MANIFESTO.
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brettdavis:

The BANANAZZZ ManifestoEnigmatic genius poet Craig Evanhalen of horrible punk band BANANAZZZ presents his terrible guide to living life as punk as you possibly can. He covers politics, sex, punk ethos and his favorite dishes at Le Benardin. With contributions from his bandmates, manager, impresario and more! CLICK HERE to read it, common people.  

brettdavis:

The BANANAZZZ Manifesto
Enigmatic genius poet Craig Evanhalen of horrible punk band BANANAZZZ presents his terrible guide to living life as punk as you possibly can. He covers politics, sex, punk ethos and his favorite dishes at Le Benardin. With contributions from his bandmates, manager, impresario and more! CLICK HERE to read it, common people.  

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realbananazzz:

"proudly" PROUDLY presenting the BANANAZZZ MANIFESTO by me, craig evanhalen. this is a guide to punkworld, covering politics, religion, punk, love(?), business and more. if you don’t read it there’s something fucking wrong with you. CLICK HERE TO READ IT, YOU FUCKING COMMON PEOPLE.
big announcement coming, creeps.

realbananazzz:

"proudly" PROUDLY presenting the BANANAZZZ MANIFESTO by me, craig evanhalen. this is a guide to punkworld, covering politics, religion, punk, love(?), business and more. if you don’t read it there’s something fucking wrong with you. CLICK HERE TO READ IT, YOU FUCKING COMMON PEOPLE.

big announcement coming, creeps.

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illogicalcontraption:

goodnight sweet prince

illogicalcontraption:

goodnight sweet prince

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apeworld:

Here’s an archive of The Best Show on WFMU, dating back to the year 2000 when the show informally began

apeworld:

Here’s an archive of The Best Show on WFMU, dating back to the year 2000 when the show informally began

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realbananazzz:

next monday instead of some yuppie condo popping up, a REAL FUCKING PUNK will be popping up at some fucking blockbuster video or whatever. also i hope that reverend girl is ready to hear my OPINIONS ABOUT FAITH whatever im craig
VISIT THE EVENT PAGE AND CLICK ATTEND YOU PIG
Videology - 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn, NY
8:30pm

realbananazzz:

next monday instead of some yuppie condo popping up, a REAL FUCKING PUNK will be popping up at some fucking blockbuster video or whatever. also i hope that reverend girl is ready to hear my OPINIONS ABOUT FAITH whatever im craig

VISIT THE EVENT PAGE AND CLICK ATTEND YOU PIG

Videology - 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn, NY

8:30pm

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brettdavis:

On Sunday, April 27th, The Macaulay Culkin Show welcomes a special guest host this month, wrestling superstar and good ol’ boy Bobby Blayze! Bobby will be promoting his anti-bullying youth campaign “B LIKE BOBBY” and his upcoming Barbed-Wire Death Match with “The Skullfucker” Harley Tucker.  Plus, this month we have a lineup that makes us want to cry tears of joy:
 CHRIS GETHARD (The Chris Gethard Show, The Office)
 SHANNON COFFEY (Random Ass Girly Channel, Late Night)

ROBERT ECKS (Black Box Comedy Festival, WDVE Comedy Festival)

KEN FREEDMAN (7 Second Delay on WFMU)

MANBOOBS COMEDY (Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy L. Balon & Brendan O’Rourke)

LARRY MURPHY (Bob’s Burgers, Delocated)

SASHEER ZAMATA (Saturday Night Live)
 and more to be announced!

plus your hosts SALLY BURTNICK, BRIAN MCELROY and BRETT DAVIS (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood) It’s only $5, too. It all goes down on Sunday, April 27th at Shea Stadium!

brettdavis:

On Sunday, April 27th, The Macaulay Culkin Show welcomes a special guest host this month, wrestling superstar and good ol’ boy Bobby Blayze! Bobby will be promoting his anti-bullying youth campaign “B LIKE BOBBY” and his upcoming Barbed-Wire Death Match with “The Skullfucker” Harley Tucker.

Plus, this month we have a lineup that makes us want to cry tears of joy:


CHRIS GETHARD (The Chris Gethard Show, The Office)


SHANNON COFFEY (Random Ass Girly Channel, Late Night)

ROBERT ECKS (Black Box Comedy Festival, WDVE Comedy Festival)

KEN FREEDMAN (7 Second Delay on WFMU)

MANBOOBS COMEDY (Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy L. Balon & Brendan O’Rourke)

LARRY MURPHY (Bob’s Burgers, Delocated)

SASHEER ZAMATA (Saturday Night Live)


and more to be announced!

plus your hosts
SALLY BURTNICK, BRIAN MCELROY and BRETT DAVIS (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)

It’s only $5, too. It all goes down on Sunday, April 27th at Shea Stadium!

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brettdavis:

macaulayculkinshow:

OUR ADMIRER REVEALED.

Special thanks to Danny Tamberelli for coming but absolutely zero thanks for him NOT being Macaulay Culkin at the last Macaulay Culkin Show. Especially after all those letters he sent us.

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