Reason #90 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Keeps Hearing Someone Whisper “Goooldblum” Into His Ear.
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Reason #89 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Wants To Ride On Its Wings.
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Reason #88 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Wants To Hear Jeff Goldblum’s Critically Acclaimed Version Of “Zat You Santa Claus!?”
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Reason #87 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Is Buying…Some…Stuff From This Guy He Found On Craigslist, And Would Feel Much More Comfortable With The Whole Situation If He Had A Friend With Him If…Shit Went Down.
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Reason #86 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Is Rounding Up All Of The Mutants In Hollywood To Form An All-Star Superhero Team. Because Of His Telepathic Powers, Jeff Goldblum Will Be The “Professor X” Of The Group.
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Reason #85 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because There Was A Misunderstanding. Brett Davis Wants To “Meat” Jeff Goldblum. (i.e., Cover Him With Meat.)
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Reason #84 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Thinks He Sees Something Over There…Yeah, By That Bear Trap. Is That Money? Go Check It Out, Jeff Goldblum. Yes…GO.
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Reason #83 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Needs A Watchdog, Someone Who Can Protect His Family In The Event Of An Intruder Breaking In. The Sloman Shield Can Only Do So Much.
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Reason #82 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Is Looking For A New Recruit To Join Da East Side Murda Mob, And Jeff Goldblum Is A Cold-Blooded Killah.
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Reason #81 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Jeff Goldblum Looks Like He Could Use A Good TICKLE!
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Reason #80 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Gore Vidal): Because Gore Vidal Had A Cameo In Igby Goes Down
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Reason #79 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Y’All Eva Hear Brett Davis When He In The Bathroom? He Be STANKIN! I Was Walkin By The Bathroom, And I Go “What Dat Smell?” Smell Like Somebody Left A Ribeye Steak On Top A Radiator For Three Years! Then I Hear It, PFFFFFTTTTT! Brett Davis Be STANKIN! What He Eatin?
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Reason #78 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Jeff Goldblum Murdered Brett Davis’ Entire Family, And Framed Brett For The Murder After 20 Years In Prison, Brett Was Released. Now, VENGEANCE IS AT HAND.
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Reason #77 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because Brett Davis Has A Hunch, And Thinks That Putting A Normal Sized Jeff Goldblum In Lukewarm Water For Thirty Minutes, Will Make That Jeff Goldblum (Temporarily) Triple In Size. Wouldn’t That Be Neat?
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Reason #76 (To Help Brett Davis Meet Jeff Goldblum): Because This Play Needs A Peter-Pan!
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